Monday, March 7, 2011

Just found this online!

So i was just browsing the internet as usual when i stumbled upon this gem of a site.. Check out the full list at
http://www.hrworld.com/features/101-ways-to-get-fired/

These I found particularly hilarious!
  1. Office-Item eBay Auction: When someone asks to borrow your stapler, just let them know they'll have to participate in the auction just like everyone else.
  2. Cubicle Move: While your boss is on vacation, move his or her office to a small cubicle. Then move in to his or her office.
  3. Thinking: Change your boss's normal mouse settings to busy so that he or she will sit waiting for their computer to finish its task.
 I do not recommend you trying any of these though unless you're looking at a grand severance package
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4 comments:

  1. Daydream of the AncientsMarch 8, 2011 at 9:32 AM

    "Never Show Up: If work calls, tell them you're sick or on vacation to score some extra paid days."

    One of my mates at work does that all the time and doesn't get fired no matter what he does or does not

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  2. WilhelmMarch 8, 2011 at 11:48 AM

    They don't mention that writing foolish things in Facebook can get you fired: http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-10172931-71.html

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  3. kontioMarch 8, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    such an interesting post!

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  4. TruthMarch 8, 2011 at 3:44 PM

    How about the truth?

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